My arm smells like Zoey. This is extremely weird because I’ve been at arms length with him all day. Okay well I hugged him in the morning but I wasn’t wearing this t-shirt then. I had on another t-shirt AND a NorthFace.. I took a shower afterwards. When I saw him an hour ago, we didn’t hug or anything. Why do I still smell like him? Not complaining though. He smells yummy. I might want to bite my arm off tonight.. Or maybe I’ll just go see him when he comes back home xD
November 12, 2009
November 8, 2009
Sorry I use your ticklish weakness against you.
Alright kids. Here’s what’s going on:
I’ve moved in to my own apartment. It’s an hour away from home, but I still visit at least once in two weeks. My roommate (flatmate?) and I are getting along just fine, minus the whole fact that I don’t get to see my boyfriend alone for too long.
Boyfriend? His name’s Zoey (not really.. It’s just a variation of his middle name). He’s a couple of months older than me. He’s in med school (so a doctor, yup). He’s neither Indian nor Pakistani. He is Muslim though.. We’ve known each other for three months now but we only officially started going out last week (that’s when he asked me out). He was born and raised here, but he has never had a girlfriend before. He is an athlete (mmm!). Girls, he has a six-pack (I promise. I’ll take a picture of him soon)! Because of him, I’ve started to work out regularly too.
He has a foot-fetish. It’s hilarious! He gives a mean back massage. He’s ticklish, but he won’t let me tell anyone because that means showing weakness and that’s for pussies. Oh, and he secretly watches Spongebob. Adorable! Did I mention his killer rock hard abs? Yummyyyyyyyy!
That’s all folks. Girls, I’ll put up pictures of us soon
August 1, 2009
July 18, 2009
July 2, 2009
Sometimes I’m gonna have to lose.
My ex and my mother went out for dinner last night.
How.. cute? :/
June 24, 2009
I love this town and these people!
Dear readers, I just drove past a group of brown men sitting infront of a tiny tv watching.. Surprise surprise. White porn! Love ya all!
June 18, 2009
The prince I kissed turned into a frog.
Ohhhh boy! This is SO going to one of those posts in which I talk about crap and you guys pretend to care. So much has happened ever since my last post and quite frankly, I just couldn’t be bothered to write about it.
I met McHottie again. This time, however, Sars was at the house with me. What were we doing? Packing a couple of my belongings so she could set our place over the summer. What started off as harmless flirting between Sars and McHottie became a full-on affair ending with both of them doing the horizontal salsa in.. surprise surprise.. THE GUEST BEDROOM OF MY PARENTS’ HOUSE! I’m not in G-land these days but from what I’ve heard, they’re both busy.. Very very busy.
While they get to have a fun summer fling, I’m stuck here looking at my Ex’s gorgeous ass every single day. These stupid cricket games are driving me insane because quite frankly, how can anyone expect me to look at some ugly guys scratching their privates when I could be involved in the perfect kissing fest (although that’s just me wishing).
Unless you couldn’t already tell, I’m not too big on cricket. Neither am I too big on ugly guys.. which is why I completely ignored the guy I sat on the plane with for 15 hours. The flight from Dubai to Pakistan was awesome though. I sat next to a white guy (and of course you know how white guys and I get along)..
Since I have absolutely nothing to do here (other than pretending to hate my Ex) you can all expect tons of posts from me (if I manage to pull myself away from the fifteen books I bought yesterday)..
Mwahhh!
May 30, 2009
There’s always some reason to feel not good enough
Get this guys..
According to my doctor, I’m 83% more likely to get cancer compared to the rest of the population. That sound bad? I’m also 99.9% more likely to get migraines..
Apparently I already suffer from 8 of the 11 most common symptoms of migraines.
He said that if I don’t tell Father about the migraines, he will. Obviously he can’t do that ‘cuz I’m an adult and he has no right to show my medical records to my parents.. But he will do it because daddy was his boss for the longest time.
Sigh.
May 29, 2009
May 22, 2009
This post contains abusive language.. Lots and lots of it.
Son of a bitch!
I have a motherfucking stalker! The kind who takes pictures and sends them to the victim’s family/friends. I haven’t seen the pictures yet but I’ve been told that they are just pictures of me doing normal everyday things. My mother, ever the angel, does not want to talk to the authorities about it. Hell she doesn’t even want to take a look at the pictures.
The bastard is obviously desi..
Paranoid? Hell yeah. I’m not stepping outside the damned house alone. I’m going to tell one of my brothers tomorrow. Sorry Ma! We’re gonna have to take this in our own hands..