Dear readers, I just drove past a group of brown men sitting infront of a tiny tv watching.. Surprise surprise. White porn! Love ya all!
June 24, 2009
June 18, 2009
The prince I kissed turned into a frog.
Ohhhh boy! This is SO going to one of those posts in which I talk about crap and you guys pretend to care. So much has happened ever since my last post and quite frankly, I just couldn’t be bothered to write about it.
I met McHottie again. This time, however, Sars was at the house with me. What were we doing? Packing a couple of my belongings so she could set our place over the summer. What started off as harmless flirting between Sars and McHottie became a full-on affair ending with both of them doing the horizontal salsa in.. surprise surprise.. THE GUEST BEDROOM OF MY PARENTS’ HOUSE! I’m not in G-land these days but from what I’ve heard, they’re both busy.. Very very busy.
While they get to have a fun summer fling, I’m stuck here looking at my Ex’s gorgeous ass every single day. These stupid cricket games are driving me insane because quite frankly, how can anyone expect me to look at some ugly guys scratching their privates when I could be involved in the perfect kissing fest (although that’s just me wishing).
Unless you couldn’t already tell, I’m not too big on cricket. Neither am I too big on ugly guys.. which is why I completely ignored the guy I sat on the plane with for 15 hours. The flight from Dubai to Pakistan was awesome though. I sat next to a white guy (and of course you know how white guys and I get along)..
Since I have absolutely nothing to do here (other than pretending to hate my Ex) you can all expect tons of posts from me (if I manage to pull myself away from the fifteen books I bought yesterday)..
Mwahhh!
