Abso-fucking-lutely amazing! I met this guy (in Lahore) who works for UsWeekly! UsWeekly! I read that magazine on a regular basis (at the gym of course!)..
He, dear friends, is McGorgeous.. because seriously, he. is. gorgeous! Think Matthew McConaughey’s torso, Tom Brady’s legs, and Eric Dane’s face. Yummy! Yes girls (and guys) I saw the man shirtless.. and well, pantsless. I guess this is where I tell you that we met at a mutual friend’s pool party.
Pool party in La-whore. Yessiree!
Here’s what happened:
Friend (the host): Kurri, I want you to meet someone. He doesn’t know anyone here, and with you being American and all, I figured you could give him some company.
Me: (expecting some boring nerd): Uh yeah sure..
Five minutes later, this yummy hunk approaches me and asks if I’m Kurri.
McGorgeous: Kurri?
Me: Yeah, and you must be McGorgeous.
McGorgeous: MmHmm..
So after the intros, how-are-yous and we-didn’t-know-Pakistan-had-advanced-to-the-bikini-stage talks, we got into the what-do-you-dos.
Me: Sooooo what do you do?
McGorgeous: Umm I write.
Me: Cool! For?
McGorgeous: Just this magazine..
Me: Okay seriously.. Please?
McGorgeous: Okay, promise you won’t laugh!
Me: You wish! .. but okay, I’ll try.
McGorgeous: Fine, I write for UsWeekly.
He’s sooooooooooo funny! I’m pretty sure I snorted twice. Of course that wasn’t at all ladylike. If mother knew, she would have never let me live it down. God! The bastard has dined with P. Dempsey (or at least that’s what he told me.. BEFORE I told him about my obsession with Grey’s)!
The same girl had a second pool party today with her family and close girlfriends. God how I missed McGorgeous. I wish we had exchanged numbers 
