Sorry I use your ticklish weakness against you.

Alright kids. Here’s what’s going on:

I’ve moved in to my own apartment. It’s an hour away from home, but I still visit at least once in two weeks. My roommate (flatmate?) and I are getting along just fine, minus the whole fact that I don’t get to see my boyfriend alone for too long.

Boyfriend? His name’s Zoey (not really.. It’s just a variation of his middle name). He’s a couple of months older than me. He’s in med school (so a doctor, yup). He’s neither Indian nor Pakistani. He is Muslim though.. We’ve known each other for three months now but we only officially started going out last week (that’s when he asked me out). He was born and raised here, but he has never had a girlfriend before. He is an athlete (mmm!). Girls, he has a six-pack (I promise. I’ll take a picture of him soon)! Because of him, I’ve started to work out regularly too.

He has a foot-fetish. It’s hilarious! He gives a mean back massage. He’s ticklish, but he won’t let me tell anyone because that means showing weakness and that’s for pussies. Oh, and he secretly watches Spongebob. Adorable! Did I mention his killer rock hard abs? Yummyyyyyyyy!

That’s all folks. Girls, I’ll put up pictures of us soon