Aray o kaleya! Apun apna forehead feel kar raha tha na.. okay I give up. I was just ‘feeling’ my forehead. All those perverts who just associated it with ‘feeling’ other things, please smile because seriously, that’s what I thought about too. Like I mentioned in the previous post, I was suffering from verbal constipation which of course means that now I’m shitting like anything. Shitting words that is. That’s a lot better than shitting shit though because like, shit smells bad. Ask me! I shit every day. I hope all of you shit every day too, or at least once in two days because seriously, if you don’t, there’s something mega wrong with you, lol.
As I was saying, I was just ‘feeling’ my forehead. It was unconscious okay. I swear! I don’t go around touching my forehead because seriously, that’s like, like so, like very like uncool you know like… SO I figured that there’s one tiny little free space (of almost my index finger’s width) up there. My forehead has always been so full of those little pink things that I kind of gave up on having any vacancy up there, lol. And now suddenly I have this space! Thank you Allah Mian. I sense progress. I really do.
On a funner note, I had THE most hilarious conversation with Anime-and-Gym-Obsessed-Friend (lets call him AGOF). There’s sarcasm everywhere ranging from under his cap to inside my socks when we speak. Of course we have our LoFaS (Lack of Food and Sleep) times when nothing goes right. Like today, we were speaking about my career and I called myself my parents’ “online daughter” instead of only daughter, lol. I was hungry, lol. And then of course we had the usual ‘egg whites are bad for you’ talks. He’s obsessed with them. Like obsessed obsessed and I hate eggs. Like hate hate. According to my theory, eating egg white = eating the yolk’s skin = increase in skin cells = more skin.
Does anyone else agree with me?
You do?!
Thank you. I love you too
PS. My posts have become so weird. They creep me out :/ .. Help! My amma thinks I’m going mad.
PPS. I love you
PPPS. My friend spoke to ‘him’ yesterday (I think :/) and ‘he’ only told her ‘his’ side of the story. I conveniently became the bitch, heh. Why is it always the girl’s fault? Sigh!
PPPPS. I was planning on doing a special 1000-hits post but I guess it happened before I even knew it. Thanks for coming here folks.. Now please remind me before 2000. I had this whole thing planned and.. yeah I forgot to look, sigh. (I lie. I had nothing planned but you know I was thinking of making a special post.)
PPPPPS. How many of you looked at the number of hits?
PPPPPPS. Too many Ps ?!
