I love this town and these people!

Dear readers, I just drove past a group of brown men sitting infront of a tiny tv watching.. Surprise surprise. White porn! Love ya all!

Lets talk :)

Girls and guys.. Y’know how some of you email me with break-up issues? Actually, a lot of you do that so don’t you dare pretend like you don’t know who I’m talking about. As it turns out, I’m a break-up guru now. A guy who I went to school with three years ago, and who made sure that the world knows that he doesn’t like me, asked another friend if he could talk to me. He needs girl help and supposedly, only I know how to deal with relationships. Right!…because my boy friend of three years cheated on me and I’m neither depressed nor suicidal.

So, here’s the thing. Next time you have an issue, talk to these girls HERE. Y’know I can’t help but give advice so I promise I’ll stick around! Almost all of you have the same issues.. At least give me permission to talk about them here, or on cosmoforthedesigirl. I promise I wont take any names, and I wont mention anything that’s personal. It’s just that I know a lot of you can relate to my boy problems. Why else would 90% of you want to know about what happened between me and Sexy? It’s not like it was an unusual case. It’s just that you know you’ve wanted to know about that stuff and now you have someone who talks about it openly.

Sigh! Even if you don’t let me talk about it, I’ve made my decision. I will talk about relationship problems. Deal with it

We shall find peace. We shall hear angels. We shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.*

Dear Mr. Leader-of-Blowups (and no I’m not referring to you as a blow up doll),

I hope you’re doing well. You remember the last time I wrote to you saying that I’m kind of sick of you? Well, I’m pretty darn sick and tired of listening about you on tv now. You’ve stepped into my territory, and believe me, I’m no less than a bitch. Like bitches, I too prefer my home to be safe and quiet. So, Mr. Blowup, can you please stop attacking my people? There are a lot of things more interesting than killing – like making love all night long. As a gift, I promise I’ll send you a blow up doll for when your wife doesn’t give you any. Fair enough deal, isn’t it?

You see, it’s win-win for both of us. You can go home and make love to your wife. My man won’t be as stressed and I’ll be able to have a good time too (if you know what I mean ).

So Mr. Blowup, please leave my people alone. When they die, I get stressed out. When I get stressed out, my man thinks that I’m about to breakup with him. When my man thinks that I’m about to breakup with him, we argue… and from there things get dirrrrrrrrrrty!

Anyway, leave us? Please?

We’re poor. We’re terrified. But we’re all united. We don’t like you, and you need to understand that.

Again, the offer for an imported blow-up doll is still open. I’ll even throw in a few special toys and movies.

Thanks.

Kurri.

*Anton Chekov

You have to see these!

^ Love the yellow kameez with black capris! so chic.

Dreams are made to set us free

Loved the Oscars! I’m sooooooo happy for the people behind Slumdog Millionaire!

Best Dressed (Women)

5. Miley Cyrus

I think the dress is perfect for somebody her age.

4. Angelina Jolie

The emerald earrings go perfectly with the plain black dress. With Brad on her side, I don’t think she looks like she’s missing anything (minus her truckload of kids).

3. Taraji P. Henson

I’m not a huge fan of that bling on her neck, but everything else looks gorgeous! Henson couldn’t have looked better!

2. Anne Hathaway

Oh. My. God! I’d sell my kidneys to buy this dress, but I’m pretty sure that even my kidneys aren’t worth that much. Plus I’m not that skinny.. But seriously! Love. This. Dress!

1. Penelope Cruz

Her dress reminds me of my 10th birthday cake. On a more serious note, I think she looks fantastic! I know I would never be able to carry it (although I’ve been told that I look like Salma Hayek. The guy who spent 30 mins in the whirlpool with me told me that ).

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are just so cute!

I’m not going to post pictures of the best dressed men. I have an exam coming up and I really really REALLY have to study, lol. Buttttttttttttt! I will say that Hugh Jackman, Robert Downey Jr, John Legend, and Dev Patel looked great. What happened to Mickey Rourke? Damn!

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Hottest guys of 2008. (NSFW)

5. Chace Crawford


i don’t watch gossip girl but this guy is absolutely gorgeous. i might just start watching the show because of him. not a lot of underwear models can look manly so yeah.. chace crawford! yeah baby.

4. Eric Dane


sooooooooooo sexy! plus he’s actually a good boy in grey’s anatomy now. he isn’t having sex with almost everything with boobs and a va-jay-jay. a shirtless eric dane = heaven on earth!

3. James Marsden


the notebook. 27 dresses. enchanted. this guy is the epitome of hotness.

2. David Cook


i’m officially obsessed with david cook. this was probably my favorite season of american idol. cook is an amazing singer. i’ve seen him live a bunch of times. he’s also a sweetheart. ah i love <3

1. Patrick Dempsey



if i were given a chance to meet one celebrity, i’d meet him. sooooooooooooooooooo sexy! made of honor. enchanted. GREY’S ANATOMY!!! omg i love. i wish he wasn’t married
omg i want!

i be the weatherman

-24C

can you guys believe it? neither can i.

it’s fucking windy outside! it is physically impossible for anyone to stand outside without wearing 4 layers of clothing.

fuck the cold! fuck the cold! fuc…

winter break <3

i have a strong feeling that i’m going to get high on sparkling grape juice tonight.

i love christmas parties!